Outhouse Toilet Seat Retires

New oak toilet seat in outhouse After years of complaints, I have finally changed the old oak toilet seat in the outhouse.

Indeed, it’s a sad day for all cabin kings and their favourite outhouse thrones.


The story goes back more than five years when a crack suddenly appeared on the front-right section of the old oak toilet seat that has served family and guests well for longer than anyone can remember. At first, I didn’t think the crack was an issue. After all, outhouse toilet seats should have cracks, shouldn’t they?

cracked oak toilet seat Well, legs and bums started getting pinched and that led to other gripes about anything else connected to the Johnny in the bush. Too many bugs, not enough light, critter poop on the floor, etc. As you know, the list (justified as it is), can get pretty long very quickly once the firestorm starts.

Bracket for cracked oak toilet seat Finally, I engaged the services of a seasoned handyman (Dad) who cobbled together a solution with a small plate and a couple of screws bolted to the underside of the old throne. It took him about ten minutes and solved the problem of pinched buttocks.

But the crack still remained visible, and that isn’t acceptable for guests.

The storm blew over that summer and the issue drifted down the priority list for another two or three years. A friend’s comment last season set off the discussion once again and I finally decided it just wasn’t worth the harassment to put off the inevitable for another year.

With regret, the king’s throne is no more but the queens are quite content, and that’s really all that matters at the lake.

I just haven’t decided yet if I’m going to mount the old one on the outhouse wall.

Where to get a new oak toilet seat for the outhouse

I ordered mine online at Home Depot Canada and then picked it up at my local store. If you click the picture it will take you to the toilet seat page to provide more details.

Round Natural Reflections Wood Veneer Toilet Seat with Brass Hinge in Natural Oak

You can also find a wide variety of cabin toilet seats on Amazon. I checked them out and the one below seems to be the most popular.

Written and photographed by: Andrew Walker

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